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Oh Lord!! Eggs are on the table!! What next? Will dudes be imprisoned for spilling their seed on the ground? Isn’t that also life? What about if someone just THINKS about sex. FUTURE CRIME DIVISION!!

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Yes, every sperm is sacred. Especially if its under copyright and trademark. But of course man-crimes are like speeding tickets. All handmaiden pregnancy crimes are automatically subject to capital punishment. Only President For Life, Golden God tRUmp and his inner of circle Patriotic Saints, like St. Desantos de Florida, get to grab 'em by the ....

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