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Lol. A true Geyerism

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Were you thinking of applying for the Weinermobile job? There’s also a Planter’s Pesnuts car!

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I'd feel like big wiener, yet everyone would love me. So conflicted.

Re Planters: I have the cane, but the monocle and top hat would be too much. Plus, I already have a body shaped like a shelled peanut, but I could never get my arms and legs that skinny again. Mr. Peanut is a job for a young nut.

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